ep 10: Retired Conversation Heart Quotes

Remember being in elementary school and shifting through an impeccably decorated shoebox only to find impersonal Valentines your classmate gave you out of obligation? Remember that first February 14th after a brutal breakup where literally everyone else is eating steaks with their true loves and you’re just huddled with a crispy chicken salad wishing you could set yourself on fire? Well, this episode is all about blowing those hollow sentiments and bitter disappointments out of the water as the Oracles come to grips with stale sentiments printed on staler conversation hearts.

 

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Categories

 
Broken (Candy) Hearts
OH YOU KID
Fraught, through the heart
WHY NOT
Gone too soon
OH BOY
LET'S READ
Good One Sam Mcguire
COOL DUDE
Jumanji
GIRL POWER
Lifetime's Black List
MY, SUCH EYES
1-800 CUPID
Outdating
SAUCY BOY
FAX ME
Pick Up Artist
YEAH RIGHT
Pre-dick-tive
YOU ARE LATE
YOU ARE GAY
Sam McGuire
YOU ROCK
Sentient Robot
TELL ME HOW
 

Categorical Oracle is a comedy podcast that pits three brave librarians against the rampant disorder of the modern world. Every other week your hosts apply the combined might of their organizational skills to a new topic in their never-ending quest to make things make sense.