Remember being in elementary school and shifting through an impeccably decorated shoebox only to find impersonal Valentines your classmate gave you out of obligation? Remember that first February 14th after a brutal breakup where literally everyone else is eating steaks with their true loves and you’re just huddled with a crispy chicken salad wishing you could set yourself on fire? Well, this episode is all about blowing those hollow sentiments and bitter disappointments out of the water as the Oracles come to grips with stale sentiments printed on staler conversation hearts.
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Categories
- Broken (Candy) Hearts
- OH YOU KID
- Fraught, through the heart
- WHY NOT
- Gone too soon
- OH BOY
- LET'S READ
- Good One Sam Mcguire
- COOL DUDE
- Jumanji
- GIRL POWER
- Lifetime's Black List
- MY, SUCH EYES
- 1-800 CUPID
- Outdating
- SAUCY BOY
- FAX ME
- Pick Up Artist
- YEAH RIGHT
- Pre-dick-tive
- YOU ARE LATE
- YOU ARE GAY
- Sam McGuire
- YOU ROCK
- Sentient Robot
- TELL ME HOW
Categorical Oracle is a comedy podcast that pits three brave librarians against the rampant disorder of the modern world. Every other week your hosts apply the combined might of their organizational skills to a new topic in their never-ending quest to make things make sense.